Salty Mezze Plate with Beet Hummus, Dill Cucumber Salad, Pickles, Olives, Rainbow Carrots, and Buttered Rye Toast


Symptom check-in
POTS: I had dizziness every time I stood up today, my heart rate jumped fast, and I got short of breath walking around today. I wanted something really salty that I could graze on slowly, so I built the plate around pickles, olives, salted beet hummus, and buttered toast.
Vestibular migraine: I had no vestibular migraine symptoms today — no vertigo, no nausea, no vomiting, and no light sensitivity.
Lupus: I had no rash, no body aches, no fever, and no nausea from my anti-rejection meds today.
Disorder safety check
Condition | Works? | Why |
POTS | Yes | Pickles, olives, salted hummus, and bread make this naturally sodium-forward without having to dump salt over the plate |
Vestibular migraine | Conditionally | Pickled and fermented foods can be personal triggers, so this works better on a symptom-free day |
Lupus | Not specifically targeted | Beets, carrots, cucumber, olive oil, and chickpeas are nutrient-dense, but the plate is mainly designed around sodium and easy eating |
Transplant context | Yes, with care | Use pasteurized yogurt, wash all raw produce thoroughly, and keep the cucumber salad refrigerated until serving |
Recipe
Ingredients
Makes 2 generous plates
Beet hummus
1 small cooked beet, peeled and chopped
1 can chickpeas, drained and rinsed
3 tbsp tahini
2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
1 small garlic clove
1/2 tsp ground cumin
1/2 tsp kosher salt, plus more to taste
2–4 tbsp cold water
Optional: 1 tsp lemon juice if tolerated
Dill cucumber salad
2 Persian cucumbers
1/2 cup pasteurized plain Greek yogurt
1 tbsp finely chopped fresh dill
1 tsp extra-virgin olive oil
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp kosher salt
Black pepper
Optional: 1 tsp lemon juice
Plate
4–6 dill pickle spears or halves
8–10 green olives
2–3 rainbow carrots
2 slices rye or seeded sourdough
1 tbsp butter
Microgreens, dill, or pea shoots for the beet hummus
Extra olive oil
Black pepper
Steps
1. Make the beet hummus
Drain and rinse the chickpeas thoroughly.
Add them to a food processor with:
cooked beet
tahini
olive oil
garlic
cumin
salt
Blend for about 30 seconds.
Stop and scrape down the sides.
Add 2 tablespoons cold water.
Blend again for another 30–60 seconds.
The mixture should become thick, smooth, and bright magenta.
If it is still too thick, add more water 1 tablespoon at a time.
Taste.
Add more salt if needed.
Add lemon juice only if using.
For the texture in the photo, keep it fairly thick so it holds its shape in a small bowl rather than running.
2. Chill the beet hummus
Spoon the hummus into a small serving bowl.
Smooth the top with the back of a spoon.
Cover.
Refrigerate while you prepare everything else.
3. Prepare the cucumber
Wash the cucumbers thoroughly.
Dry them.
Slice into thick rounds or half-moons.
The pieces in the photo are chunky rather than paper-thin.
4. Make the dill yogurt dressing
In a bowl combine:
Greek yogurt
dill
olive oil
garlic powder
salt
black pepper
optional lemon juice
Stir until smooth.
Taste and adjust the salt.
5. Finish the cucumber salad
Add the cucumber pieces to the yogurt mixture.
Fold gently until everything is coated.
Refrigerate for 10–15 minutes if you have time.
This gives the dill and garlic a little time to flavor the yogurt.
6. Prepare the carrots
Wash the carrots thoroughly.
Peel if desired.
Cut each carrot lengthwise into halves.
Cut each half again into long sticks.
The plate works especially well with purple, yellow, or orange rainbow carrots because you get the bright striped look in the photo.
Keep them raw so they stay crisp.
7. Prepare the pickles and olives
Drain the pickles briefly so they do not flood the plate with brine.
Leave small pickle halves whole or slice large spears lengthwise.
Drain the olives.
Pat them lightly dry if very wet.
You can use:
Castelvetrano olives
garlic-stuffed green olives
plain green olives
8. Toast the bread
Toast the rye or sourdough until the edges are crisp and the center is still slightly chewy.
Spread with butter while hot.
Add a tiny pinch of salt if using unsalted butter.
Keep the toast whole or cut diagonally.
9. Finish the beet hummus
Take the beet hummus from the refrigerator.
Drizzle with a little extra-virgin olive oil.
Add black pepper.
Top with microgreens, pea shoots, or dill.
10. Assemble the plate
Arrange everything in separate sections:
Put the beet hummus in a small bowl near the center.
Spoon the dill cucumber salad beside it.
Add the pickle spears.
Add the olives.
Stack the rainbow carrot sticks.
Add the buttered toast along the side.
Do not overfill the plate so much that everything starts running into everything else.


